Cool Internet Shit Tag

I like playing tag, so I pick up everybody's games. This one comes from Nahmix and as the title states, it's pretty fucking cool!




What does your name mean?

JESSICA

J is for Jealous--- yeah, I tend to agree
E is for Easy-- uh, HELL no!
S is for Slippery-- in certain situations...
S is for Saucy-- sure, why not?
I is for Impassioned-- okay...
C is for Colorful-- I like to think so...
A is for Arty-- sure...

Name Analysis

Jessica

Although the name Jessica creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it frustrates you through a scattered and emotional nature. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and through worry and mental tension.

Your first name of Jessica has given you a responsible, expressive, inspirational, and friendly personality. Expression comes naturally to you and you are rarely at a loss for words; in fact, you have to put forth effort at times to curb an over-active tongue. Self-confidence has made it easy for you to meet people and you are well-liked for your spontaneous, happy ways. You sincerely like people and do not often experience loneliness; your work and home-life are likely filled with association


What Age Do You Act?

21 (that's kinda funny, because I'm about 40 days from turning 30)

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

What's Your Alchohoroscope?

Your Leo Drinking Style

You love to drink and dance -- you're likely a fabulous dancer. You're usually pretty a good drinker as well, losing your commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, you're quite aware you're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. You generally know your limit, probably because you loathe losing self-control.

When you get over-refreshed, flirting will ensue -- and perhaps not with the person what brought you. But you are not the type to break rules even when drunk, so others try to ignore your naughty behavior. You'll just make up for it with a sheepish (and hung over) apology the next day.

^^Pretty accurate... oh, alright... it's very accurate...

Your Signature Cocktails

Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama Mama or the more common Strawberry Daiquiri or Mai Tai. Indeed, you often have a taste for the fruity -- try a Screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Your sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of course.

^^That's actually inaccurate.. I hate fru-fru drinks... a double shot of Patron or Silver 1800 and a Red Stripe and I'm good... I'm allergic to strawberries, so no daiquiries for the kid...

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Edward Norton, Bill Clinton, Madonna, Debra Messing, Martha Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christian Slater, and Fred Durst.



That was fun! NEXT!!