Everybody's Humpin' Around...

So, my beautiful cousin Safire decided to put yet another "spin" on the tag game we've all been playing for a while now... and so I bring to you...

SEX TAG!!!

1) How did you learn about sex? I was a tomboy. I also have 2 older brothers that I grew up with. Somewhere between climbing trees and playing touch football with the little boys in my neighborhood, I began to develop "girl parts". My brothers then sat me down and gave me the "Birds and Bees" Talk. Hence, I got my first sexual education from a couple teenage boys... Might explain why I ain't know shit till I was 21....

2) Did you ever play crazy "exploratory" games as a kid? Of course... we played "Hide and Go Get It"... don't act like ya'll don't know what that is... okay fine, since you want to act like that let me explain... it's when boys and girls play a basic game of hide and seek with a little twist. The girls hide, the boys seek. If you are found, the boys get to have their way with you... which is basic humping when you're 9 or 10 years old. But there was this one boy named P.J. that lived across the street from me that I would always wish would find me... cause we did more than your basic humping... we would kiss, touch, feel, and all that... I think that's probably why I am how I am about sex now... started too damn early...

3) How old were you when you lost your virginity? Was it a good or bad experience? Technically, I actually 16 years old when I lost my virginity, believe it or not. It was with my ex-best friend Mikki's boyfriend. It was neither good nor bad. It was just an experience. Now, the time I actually COUNT as my first time would be with my first real boyfriend. His name is Charles. That was the first time I actually enjoyed it. It was the second time I ever had intercourse.

4) What is the worst sex you've ever had? Um... it's this one guy that I actually was really infatuated with when I was 20 or 21... no names mentioned to protect the innocent (although I should but his ass on blast). I actually thought it was pretty good, until I ran into his ass 4 years and a couple boyfriends later... and the sex was UGH. I found myself thinking "I wanted to spend my life with THIS? Yeah right!"

5) What is the best sex you've ever had? Oh my goodness... the best sex I ever had? The one that stands out right now is with an ex-boyfriend named Thomas. It was about 9 years ago, maybe 10. My mother had gone out of town to some conference, and I had the house to myself for 10 whole days... so you know I was up to no good, being the sex-crazed teenager I was... It was 7 in the AM, and my phone rang. He says "I'm on my way." and hangs up. 10 minutes later, he pulls up in my driveway. I open the door for him, and he walks in... and kisses me. No words are spoken until the deed was done about 2 hours later. He knew what I wanted, knew what I liked.. I knew what he wanted and what he liked... we didn't need to talk. That was and still is one of the top 3 sexual experiences of my life... damn... I might have to find his ass...

6) Have you ever been caught having sex? No. And believe me, I probably should have. If my old bedroom walls could talk, I'd be in some SERIOUS trouble. Boys have been caught leaving my house, but nothing that would even suggest that anything sexual had taken place. I just wasn't allowed to have boy company when my mom wasn't home. Oh, and not to meantion the one boyfriend I had that spent the night at my house every night during the week my entire junior year of high school. NEVER got caught. Now, not to pop my own collar, but that right there is some pimp shit.

7) Where is the wildest place you've ever had sex? I must say that I've done some pretty wild shit in my day... but let me give you the top, say, 3: 1.) Under at tree at Edgewater Park (that's a beach here in Cleveland for those who don't know) on the 4th of July at about 3 in the afternoon... 2.) During the 7th inning at a sold out Cleveland Indians game in box seats on my 21st birthday... 3.) In the backseat of a moving vehicle that was doing about 70 MPH on the freeway coming back from an amusement park while it was still daylight... and it's all true...

8) What sex would you take back if you could? I'd take back all the sex I had with nigs who didn't live up to the hype. Don't brag on your dick if you can't deliver. Flat out.

9) What sex would you have if you could go back? I'd have had sex with this one dude I dated in the 10th grade. His name was Terry Williams. He was the sweetest, nicest boy I ever dated. He was cute as hell too: Caramel brown skin, deep brown eyes, always had a fresh fade... We used to always make out, but never had sex. I was scared as hell, because the boy was PACKING, hear me? We didn't break up though... caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, Terry was shot 4 times and killed. He was 17 years old. So if I could go back, that's who I would give it to. He may not have been where he was when he got killed.

10) What is your favorite "kind" of sex? "Rough, hard, loud, sweaty. I call it slave sex. The kind of shit you would have after picking cotton for twelve hours, on the floor of a hut on a hell-hot Alabama night when you don't have to worry about breaking down the bed or sweating out your relaxer, 'cause you ain't got either of them hoes." Yeah, cuz, I'ma have to agree with you on this one!

11) Do you have any sexual hang-ups? Not a one. I used to, but not anymore.

12) Porn/pros/strips shows/swinging/S&M? I LOVE porn. I've been to strip shows (men and women) and they are quite erotic... Swinging? Been there, done that. It's fun too... S&M? Nothing too extreme...

13) What have you tried? Better question would be what haven't I tried....

14) What would you like to try? Since I've done alot of things that I always wanted to try... I'll have to get back to you on that one...

15) Who is your dream partner? My dream partner... wow... can I have 2? Male, I would have to say.... you guessed it... Usher. It's just something about him that I can't get enough of... Female? Melyssa Ford... two words... THAT ASS... my God....

16) If you had to fill in this blank - "I'm a ________ in bed" - what would you fill it in with? Two words - sexual godess.

17) What is your favorite word for sex? I stand by good, ol' fashioned foul-mouthed "fucking" myself.

18) What's more intimate - kissing or humping? I think kissing. Kissing is very personal. Very engaging. I love to kiss... so that's my take on it....

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