Cool Internet Shit Tag

I like playing tag, so I pick up everybody's games. This one comes from Nahmix and as the title states, it's pretty fucking cool!




What does your name mean?

JESSICA

J is for Jealous--- yeah, I tend to agree
E is for Easy-- uh, HELL no!
S is for Slippery-- in certain situations...
S is for Saucy-- sure, why not?
I is for Impassioned-- okay...
C is for Colorful-- I like to think so...
A is for Arty-- sure...

Name Analysis

Jessica

Although the name Jessica creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it frustrates you through a scattered and emotional nature. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and through worry and mental tension.

Your first name of Jessica has given you a responsible, expressive, inspirational, and friendly personality. Expression comes naturally to you and you are rarely at a loss for words; in fact, you have to put forth effort at times to curb an over-active tongue. Self-confidence has made it easy for you to meet people and you are well-liked for your spontaneous, happy ways. You sincerely like people and do not often experience loneliness; your work and home-life are likely filled with association


What Age Do You Act?

21 (that's kinda funny, because I'm about 40 days from turning 30)

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

What's Your Alchohoroscope?

Your Leo Drinking Style

You love to drink and dance -- you're likely a fabulous dancer. You're usually pretty a good drinker as well, losing your commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, you're quite aware you're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. You generally know your limit, probably because you loathe losing self-control.

When you get over-refreshed, flirting will ensue -- and perhaps not with the person what brought you. But you are not the type to break rules even when drunk, so others try to ignore your naughty behavior. You'll just make up for it with a sheepish (and hung over) apology the next day.

^^Pretty accurate... oh, alright... it's very accurate...

Your Signature Cocktails

Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama Mama or the more common Strawberry Daiquiri or Mai Tai. Indeed, you often have a taste for the fruity -- try a Screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Your sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of course.

^^That's actually inaccurate.. I hate fru-fru drinks... a double shot of Patron or Silver 1800 and a Red Stripe and I'm good... I'm allergic to strawberries, so no daiquiries for the kid...

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Edward Norton, Bill Clinton, Madonna, Debra Messing, Martha Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christian Slater, and Fred Durst.



That was fun! NEXT!!

Everybody's Humpin' Around...

So, my beautiful cousin Safire decided to put yet another "spin" on the tag game we've all been playing for a while now... and so I bring to you...

SEX TAG!!!

1) How did you learn about sex? I was a tomboy. I also have 2 older brothers that I grew up with. Somewhere between climbing trees and playing touch football with the little boys in my neighborhood, I began to develop "girl parts". My brothers then sat me down and gave me the "Birds and Bees" Talk. Hence, I got my first sexual education from a couple teenage boys... Might explain why I ain't know shit till I was 21....

2) Did you ever play crazy "exploratory" games as a kid? Of course... we played "Hide and Go Get It"... don't act like ya'll don't know what that is... okay fine, since you want to act like that let me explain... it's when boys and girls play a basic game of hide and seek with a little twist. The girls hide, the boys seek. If you are found, the boys get to have their way with you... which is basic humping when you're 9 or 10 years old. But there was this one boy named P.J. that lived across the street from me that I would always wish would find me... cause we did more than your basic humping... we would kiss, touch, feel, and all that... I think that's probably why I am how I am about sex now... started too damn early...

3) How old were you when you lost your virginity? Was it a good or bad experience? Technically, I actually 16 years old when I lost my virginity, believe it or not. It was with my ex-best friend Mikki's boyfriend. It was neither good nor bad. It was just an experience. Now, the time I actually COUNT as my first time would be with my first real boyfriend. His name is Charles. That was the first time I actually enjoyed it. It was the second time I ever had intercourse.

4) What is the worst sex you've ever had? Um... it's this one guy that I actually was really infatuated with when I was 20 or 21... no names mentioned to protect the innocent (although I should but his ass on blast). I actually thought it was pretty good, until I ran into his ass 4 years and a couple boyfriends later... and the sex was UGH. I found myself thinking "I wanted to spend my life with THIS? Yeah right!"

5) What is the best sex you've ever had? Oh my goodness... the best sex I ever had? The one that stands out right now is with an ex-boyfriend named Thomas. It was about 9 years ago, maybe 10. My mother had gone out of town to some conference, and I had the house to myself for 10 whole days... so you know I was up to no good, being the sex-crazed teenager I was... It was 7 in the AM, and my phone rang. He says "I'm on my way." and hangs up. 10 minutes later, he pulls up in my driveway. I open the door for him, and he walks in... and kisses me. No words are spoken until the deed was done about 2 hours later. He knew what I wanted, knew what I liked.. I knew what he wanted and what he liked... we didn't need to talk. That was and still is one of the top 3 sexual experiences of my life... damn... I might have to find his ass...

6) Have you ever been caught having sex? No. And believe me, I probably should have. If my old bedroom walls could talk, I'd be in some SERIOUS trouble. Boys have been caught leaving my house, but nothing that would even suggest that anything sexual had taken place. I just wasn't allowed to have boy company when my mom wasn't home. Oh, and not to meantion the one boyfriend I had that spent the night at my house every night during the week my entire junior year of high school. NEVER got caught. Now, not to pop my own collar, but that right there is some pimp shit.

7) Where is the wildest place you've ever had sex? I must say that I've done some pretty wild shit in my day... but let me give you the top, say, 3: 1.) Under at tree at Edgewater Park (that's a beach here in Cleveland for those who don't know) on the 4th of July at about 3 in the afternoon... 2.) During the 7th inning at a sold out Cleveland Indians game in box seats on my 21st birthday... 3.) In the backseat of a moving vehicle that was doing about 70 MPH on the freeway coming back from an amusement park while it was still daylight... and it's all true...

8) What sex would you take back if you could? I'd take back all the sex I had with nigs who didn't live up to the hype. Don't brag on your dick if you can't deliver. Flat out.

9) What sex would you have if you could go back? I'd have had sex with this one dude I dated in the 10th grade. His name was Terry Williams. He was the sweetest, nicest boy I ever dated. He was cute as hell too: Caramel brown skin, deep brown eyes, always had a fresh fade... We used to always make out, but never had sex. I was scared as hell, because the boy was PACKING, hear me? We didn't break up though... caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, Terry was shot 4 times and killed. He was 17 years old. So if I could go back, that's who I would give it to. He may not have been where he was when he got killed.

10) What is your favorite "kind" of sex? "Rough, hard, loud, sweaty. I call it slave sex. The kind of shit you would have after picking cotton for twelve hours, on the floor of a hut on a hell-hot Alabama night when you don't have to worry about breaking down the bed or sweating out your relaxer, 'cause you ain't got either of them hoes." Yeah, cuz, I'ma have to agree with you on this one!

11) Do you have any sexual hang-ups? Not a one. I used to, but not anymore.

12) Porn/pros/strips shows/swinging/S&M? I LOVE porn. I've been to strip shows (men and women) and they are quite erotic... Swinging? Been there, done that. It's fun too... S&M? Nothing too extreme...

13) What have you tried? Better question would be what haven't I tried....

14) What would you like to try? Since I've done alot of things that I always wanted to try... I'll have to get back to you on that one...

15) Who is your dream partner? My dream partner... wow... can I have 2? Male, I would have to say.... you guessed it... Usher. It's just something about him that I can't get enough of... Female? Melyssa Ford... two words... THAT ASS... my God....

16) If you had to fill in this blank - "I'm a ________ in bed" - what would you fill it in with? Two words - sexual godess.

17) What is your favorite word for sex? I stand by good, ol' fashioned foul-mouthed "fucking" myself.

18) What's more intimate - kissing or humping? I think kissing. Kissing is very personal. Very engaging. I love to kiss... so that's my take on it....

Tag! Who's it?

Muzik Tag!!




Okay, last week was Book Tag, this week it's Muzik Tag... not a problem... I luhs me som MUZIK!!

Summer, you are a genius!

Total number of album/cds I own: Hundreds, not including burned cds. Rough estimate, about 450.

The last album/cd i bought: Common-- Be.

The last album/cd i listened to: Michael Jackson-- Thriller

Currently listening to: Usher-- 8701.

Lyrics or beats: Lyrics all day.

First album you fell in love with: Prince and The Revolution-- Music From The Motion Picture "Purple Rain". I have been and will always be a huge Prince fan. I can't help myself. Even though I knew less than half of what that stuff meant when it was released, I listened to it all day everyday until that infamous day when my mother took it from me for singing "Darling Nikki"... I am still traumatized by the experience.

Album with the largest impact: I would have to say Public Enemy "It Takes A Nation Of Millions..." It was in a very critical stage of my development and they spoke to me the way no other artist had...

Favorite album: Prince And The Revolution-- Music From The Motion Picture "Purple Rain" and Michael Jackson-- "Off The Wall"

Most listened to album: Usher-- Confessions and Maroon 5-- Songs About Jane

Sexiest album (some shit you{'d} fuck to): Oh wow... can't use my own mixes, huh?... let's see... Jodeci "The Show, The Afterparty, The Hotel"

Biggest disappointment: Da Brat "Anotha Tantrum"... I expected such big things from her...

five albums that mean the most to you: Mary J Blige "My Life"; Christion "Ghetto Cyrano"; Blu Cantrell "Bittersweet"; Usher "Confessions"; Wu Tang Clan "Enter The Wu-- 36 Chambers"

album tag, you're it: Saf, it's all on u cuz!

5 Songs That Describe My Mood....

So, I've been contemplating my love life a lot over the past week or so. I've always related music with the way that I feel in some way, so the following is a list of songs that describe how I feel in regard to a certain heartbreak I am experiencing at this time....

1. "Almost Doesn't Count" by Brandy-- Lyric in this song that describes my mood: "I can't keep on lovin' you/ One foot outside the door/I hear a funny hesitation/Of a heart that's never really sure/Can't keep on tryin'/If you're looking for more/Than all that I could give you/Than what you came here for..." Maybe this is because I was always so close to the love that I thought should be mine, the love that I worked so hard to get from him... he would give me bits and peices... and then take them away like I was on punishment or something...

2. "Free Yourself" by Fantasia-- Lyric in this song that describes my mood: "Won't you be a man if it's over/ And just admit that things aint the same/ Instead of making me/ Think its all good/ Vetween us which one's to blame...." Maybe because I continued to get mixed signals... one minute everything is fine then the next everything is haywire... this is just to tell him "MAKE A FUCKING DECISION!!"

3. "You" by Brian McKnight-- Lyric: "For once, in my life/ I finally found what I was looking to find/When I first, saw your eyes/ I saw right through your heart/ And climbed into your mind..." This song describes how I felt about him when we first me... and when I hear it, it takes me back to the time when things were so much easier between us... I miss the friend I had in him... though I realize now he was not and will never be a friend of mine if he could hurt me the way he did...

4. "Sleep In The Middle" by Blu Cantrell-- Lyric "Now you think I'm jealous of her/ But she's probably jealous of me/ Because I'm free/ I am free of you/ I know you're crazy about her/ And you'll continue to be/ Until she falls deep in love with you..." I send this as a warning to any other female he is involved in... be careful...

And the best song to describe my feelings at this time...

5. "Heaven" by Tweet-- In order for you to understand why this song is so perfect, I will post all lyrics, because that's just how much I'm feeling this song....

rain is gone i feel the wind
brightest stars shinin in
a new light for love has come through
wish i had the words to describe
ridged feelings im so alive
let me tell you what i gained since leaving u
feels just like heaven
and a sunny day
definately heaven
and a sunny day
feels just like heaven and a sunny day
basically heaven and a sunny day...

no more breathing down my back
not too sure how to act
or even waitin for you to say i love you(i love you)
i'll kiss myself and say a prayer
and fill the void you left when you were here
lovin me means more then losin' you
feels just like heaven and a sunny day
definately heaven and a sunny day
feels just like heaven and a sunny day
basically heaven and a sunny day


Just read the lyrics... I'm sure you get it....

Okay... I'm done with this sad shit... I'm gonna get myself together and do me... the ME without HIM...

J.

Book Tag

I have been tagged... I don't have anyone else to tag, but I will go ahead and speak my piece...

1) Total number of books you own: around 200... I have books some of everywhere.. home, brother's crib, friend's homes...

2) The last book I bought: Um... it was a poetry book... can't remember the name at the moment...

3) Last book I read: "Odd Thomas" by Dean Koontz

4) Current book reading: Same poetry book in #2... can't remember the name of it tho... it's at home and I'm at work...

5) Fiction or non-fiction: Fiction, of course.

6) First book ever read: The first book I ever read on my own would have to be "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish". Dr Suess was the man, I tell you!!

7) Largest impact: Wow... so many books for so many different reasons... but for some reason The Autobiography of Malcolm X stands out at this time...

8) Favorite scholarly book: Believe it or not, it's Romeo and Juliet... the Old English text...

9) Most read book: The Color Purple

10) Sexiest book: "Addicted" by Zane.. I swear, the woman has skills...

11) Biggest disappointment: um... how about every Omar Tyree book?

12) Five books that mean something to you: Morrison's The Bluest Eye, MacMillian's Disappearing Acts, Sheneska Jackson's "Lil Mama's Rules", and Naylor's "Bailey's Cafe" and "Women Of Brewster Place".

13. No one to tag... oh well, how unpopular am I?